Tomorrow is my platonic soulmate, Jesus' birthday. He's the idiot who wouldn't let me use a proper one, but anyway it feels like the last birthday we'll have together in a while so... (Plus kudos to anyone who gets the reference of what's in the word bubble)

Thank you for picking me up when I'm down. Thank you for shouting at me when I'm being a dick. Thank you for listening too me when I need to vent. Thank you for making me laugh endlessly, tirelessly. Thank you for consistently fucking up so I'm not always the stupid one. Thank you for not laughing at me when I fuck up. Thank you for wearing weird clothes in inappropriate places & trying to grow mustaches at random intervals throughout the year. Thank you for screaming at the top of your lungs anything I have on in the car & being the only person that would rather do that than talk & distract me. Thank you for midnight conversations about antimatter and unicorns. Thank you for knowing when Jack Daniels is required. Thank you for understanding. Thank you for sticking around so long. Thank you for being my 'U'.

I was a loner until there were no friends left
And before someone offered me drugs
You know I was straight edge
And everyone quits til you offer them a cigarette
Before we learn our lesson
Lets see how bad things can get
As we drive past the last exit home I am waving goodbye
And I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight
But it's alright cos whiskey is my kind of lullaby
And I'll drink myself to death!
Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep!
Chainsmoke my way through the gaps in between
My aspirations and my apathy

Happy Birthday



  1. PS song is by Johnny Hobo & the Freight Trains, called Whiskey is My Kind of Lullaby

  2. You are literally the awesomest. See you tonight! LOVE

  3. that is my crotch
    im not even joking
    i am honored you used it
    love rose keeler-schäffeler xoxo

  4. D'aww, happy birthday to him!!

  5. This is so sweet. Happy birthday to him! Hooray for friends like this.

  6. haha rosie thats your crotch!!!!!! hahahahahhaha thats creepy

  7. Rose & Anon: Sorry, I had it from a while back on my computer, if you want me to source it comment with a link to your flickr! No hard feelings?