
Tomorrow is my platonic soulmate, Jesus' birthday. He's the idiot who wouldn't let me use a proper one, but anyway it feels like the last birthday we'll have together in a while so... (Plus kudos to anyone who gets the reference of what's in the word bubble)Thank you for picking me up when I'm down. Thank you for shouting at me when I'm being a dick. Thank you for listening too me when I need to vent. Thank you for making me laugh endlessly, tirelessly. Thank you for consistently fucking up so I'm not always the stupid one. Thank you for not laughing at me when I fuck up. Thank you for wearing weird clothes in inappropriate places & trying to grow mustaches at random intervals throughout the year. Thank you for screaming at the top of your lungs anything I have on in the car & being the only person that would rather do that than talk & distract me. Thank you for midnight conversations about antimatter and unicorns. Thank you for knowing when Jack Daniels is required. Thank you for understanding. Thank you for sticking around so long. Thank you for being my 'U'.I was a loner until there were no friends leftAnd before someone offered me drugsYou know I was straight edgeAnd everyone quits til you offer them a cigaretteBefore we learn our lessonLets see how bad things can getAs we drive past the last exit home I am waving goodbyeAnd I might be sleeping in the ditch tonightBut it's alright cos whiskey is my kind of lullabyAnd I'll drink myself to death!Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep!Chainsmoke my way through the gaps in betweenMy aspirations and my apathy
Happy Birthday 